Helen Keller for president

arkansass:

mickey-ears:

arkansass:

if uglyness was measured in bricks u would be the great wall of china

Scuse me, but my inner history minor would like to speak: The Great Wall of China isn’t made out of bricks. It’s made of mostly stone, clay, and wood.

Carry on.

my dad owns a gun

staypozitive:

  • Whatever you do, don’t just show up at their house…they run around in their underwear just like we do.
  • Don’t cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out.
  • Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any…

boss: okay thank you for applying to work here just give me your e-mail and i will contact you soon
me:
boss:
me:
boss:
me: pr0_gamer-hipsterpunkswagbitch69@yahoo.com

beyoncebeytwice:

dont follow your dreams follow my blog

whenever this post starts going around i get so many new followers its nice to know you guys can follow directions

normal girls: i love when boys kiss my neck, caress me, cuddle me etc
me: i like when they acknowledge my existence